Posts Tagged: absurdity

Bed, Teeth and Beyond

I had an accident in my bed today. It was the other guy’s fault. Technically I pulled out in front of him, but he had to have been going well over the speed limit. Assigning blame seemed pointless, though. We had collided, our furniture was totaled and we should be thankful to be alive. I rolled off of my deflating mattress. Then, the airpillow deployed, a little late. I was already out of my bed, what was left of it, and approaching the other driver’s….

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