The problem with a democracy is that half of any population is below average. Do you really want them having so much power? Election laws that would prevent people from voting on any basis, even intelligence, would be flawed. However, I’ve worked out a system that I believe could truly help the outcomes of America’s elections. The solution is simple:….
Category: Nonsense
Bed, Teeth and Beyond
I had an accident in my bed today. It was the other guy’s fault. Technically I pulled out in front of him, but he had to have been going well over the speed limit. Assigning blame seemed pointless, though. We had collided, our furniture was totaled and we should be thankful to be alive. I rolled off of my deflating….
Rejected Ad Extensions for Google Adwords
When you search Google, you usually see ads, but not all ads are alike. Some ads seem better. Stronger. Faster. Okay, maybe not faster, but you get the idea. There are some ads with extra information. That’s an ad extension. Maps, stars, prices….all from Google’s vast offering of ad extensions. Though Google has several extensions available to its advertisers, some….
American Values
What exactly are American Values? With a presidential election seemingly only decades away, this term is being thrown around a lot. Voters want their politicians to have American Values, as opposed to having American Liabilities or Australian Values (they spin the other direction when you flush them down the toilet). Of course, defining something as intangible as American Values can….
Conan’s Theme Song
I knew this sounded familiar.
Is Conan Gay?
It’s on your mind. Whatever your reasons, I won’t judge. I’m just here to answer the question: Is Conan gay? This isn’t a simple yes or no question. As it turns out, there are quite a few Conans, more than you would expect. Of course, you’re probably asking about one particular Conan. So, I’ll quickly go through some of the….
Searching Google for a Search Engine
I’ve Googled many things in my life; it’s just one of my many talents. However, I’ve never had a need to search for a search engine. It makes sense. If someone has the means to search for a search engine, then they really don’t need to look any further. I was curious, though, being in an industry that’s obsessed with….
Trey McLeskey is Googling you!
Don’t bother looking over your shoulder; it would do you no good. This is the kind of stalking that a can of mace cannot protect you from. It’s known as “Googling”. Trey McLeskey can find out information on just about anyone by using only two websites: Google and Facebook. The recent trend of online activity is quickly eliminating any and….