My Life According to The Beatles

I despise all these self-centered surveys that float around blogs, bulletins and notes. But this one presented an intriguing challenge. So, here it goes. (The Beatles should be an easy one. I'd like to see someone go with ABBA.)

Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Pass it on and include me. You can't use the band/singer I used. Try not to repeat a song title. It's a lot harder than you think! Repost as "My life according to (band/singer name)."

Are you a male or female?
Nowhere Man

Describe yourself:
I'm a Loser

How do you feel:
A Hard Day's Night

Describe where you currently live:
Here, There and Everywhere

If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
Across the Universe

Your favorite form of transportation:
Yellow Submarine

Your best friend is:
Help!

What's the weather like:
Hello, Goodbye

Favorite time of day:
Yesterday

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
Get Back

What is life to you:
Revolution

Your fear:
Taxman

What is the best advice you have to give:
Come Together

Thought for the Day:
All You Need is Love

How I would like to die:
Strawberry Fields Forever

My soul's present condition:
All Together Now

My motto:
Ob La Di, Ob La Da

Shards of Retarded Wisdom

Two of the most powerful Planeswalkers the Multiverse has ever seen both converged on the Facebook plane one fateful night. This is the epic tale of Abhinav the Sharaabi, an expert wielder of artifacts and ice cream-synthesizer, and Clayburn, Maker of the Jellyfish, a diabolical cheesecake connoisseur and hairy person.

Through their proficiency with mana and superior casting abilities, their great quests, chronicled below, happened all simultaneously.