Two of the most powerful Planeswalkers the Multiverse has ever seen both converged on the Facebook plane one fateful night. This is the epic tale of Abhinav the Sharaabi, an expert wielder of artifacts and ice cream-synthesizer, and Clayburn, Maker of the Jellyfish, a diabolical cheesecake connoisseur and hairy person.

Through their proficiency with mana and superior casting abilities, their great quests, chronicled below, happened all simultaneously.